What is Ass Navigator?
N. One who is skilled in the ways of anal navigation. Often aboard his ship is an
"Vasco De Gamma's got nothing on you, you ass navigator!"
A badly trashed, abused Lincoln SUV.
Person 1: "Tom's ride is so pimp."
Person 2: "What? You mean that
Ass Navigatorhe picked up at the police auction last summer? That thing's had the shit kicked out of it real bad."
Person 1: "It's still cool, though."
Person 2: "Yeah. At least he has a car. Unlike some people I know."
Person 1: "Hey, shut up!"
Person 2: "Hahahahahaha!"