What is Ass Nest?
1.
The nest of toilet paper constructed by some people so their ass does not have to touch the toilet seat. Most often found in public restrooms or port-a-potties.
"Joe left his ass nest on the toilet seat again, I had to knock it off with my foot"
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2.
when the cushion of a chair smells like ass so bad because of people consistently farting on it.
god damn!! buy a new chair, that ass nest stanks.
