What is Ass Noodles?
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Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.
A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.
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Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.
"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"
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