Ass Noodles

What is Ass Noodles?

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Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.

A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.

See ass noodles, worms, parasites, anal discharge, shit

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