What is Ass Noodles?
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Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.
A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.
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When a girl jacks off your wee wee with her armpit. The sweatier the better.
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