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an unnatural love for your garden gnome
"Hi Alec, what on earth are you doing with that gnome?"..
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When you take a shit on the hood of someones car
Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide
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When an ex-girlfriend pouds the shit..
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When a guy poops on a girl's vagina and then drags his butt up her chest to her face.
My girlfriend is a fecophiliac so I gave her..