What is Ass Panda?
a result of rough anal, which leaves the anus black and bruised, resulting in the brown eye resembling a panda's eye.
"oh my god i have the mother of all ass panda"
"we got carried away last night, you should see my ass panda"
Somebody who is particularly annoying; a term to express extreme displeasure.
GAH, zack is being really pissy today... what an ass panda!