Ass Panic

What is Ass Panic?

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

See ass-panic, ass, shit, feces

Pawnbroker

1. The act of receiving felatiowhilst playing arcade-style Time Crisis. Did you hear that Ted Kenyon totally pawnbrokered his girlfriend? ..

Rectal Engineer

1. A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit. My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead..

Stink Pocket

1. A corner in a pool in which it is the law that all farts must be expelled there. Let it rip in the stink pocket. See stink, pocket, fa..

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