Ass Patrol

What is Ass Patrol?


when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.

Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"

Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"

Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."

Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."

Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"

Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."

Chelsea: "You think?"

Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"

Chelsea: "Wow"

See police, fuzz, cops, speeding, bars, jacking for beats, ass, women


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