What is Ass Pennies?
Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade
Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.
You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.
1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also
1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.
2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.
Pennies that have been stored in ones butt for indeterminite amount of time.
He was surrounded by thugs, Bill knew that he had only one chance...his ass pennies.