Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

See pilates, ass, gay, fag, homo, jesse

Ifht

1. Short way to say "I fucking hate this" "Ifht, she cheated on me" See ifht, i, fucking, hate, this..

Laharpe

1. A badass town in the middle of nowhere illinois where badass people live. The town LaHarpe is where everyone wants to be. See awesome,..

Ass Cabbage

1. An ass cabbage is: 1.) A douchebag 2.) A fat chick 3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings "Emily, ..

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