Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

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One-legged Fuck

1. To be standing behind a chick going at her while she is bent over with one leg planted on the ground, the other in the air. the arm oppo..

Yawked

1. when someone screams while they sound really tired.. Allan Yawked in agony, while he was chained to the fireplace! See ao, gayllan, fr..

Arrive Alive

1. To take care of oneself, especially if one is partying or drinking Don't drive if your too drunk, have someone else take you home...

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