Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

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Vortes

1. How german people say warts. Or a bad CS player. Did ze witch give zu more vortes? Or Danggg that Vortes sucks at CS. See vort, vorte..

Quimbledon Final

1. A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off. Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) ..

Utterance

1. (Noun) A word, phrase or other sound spoken aloud; an exercise of one's ability to speak. The ordinarily quiet student's loud..

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