Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?


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A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

See pilates, ass, gay, fag, homo, jesse


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