Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

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Non-revving

1. refers to people (usually pilots) that are flying on an airline flight for free or for an extremely reduced cost. I was non-revving to ..

Stexter

1. One who stalks through text messages. These stexters will text you every 3 or 4 minutes asking "What u doin'" or "We..

Quackular

1. the triangular device used in the organization of billiard balls. Hand me that quackular Elliott so we can play pool! See billiards, t..

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