Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

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Respeezy

1. A white boy term for the word respect. Invented largely in part of the over use of the word respect. Ben: "I banged that blonde gi..

Sympathy Laugh

1. When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them. Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs. See sympath..

Assboo

1. Basically defines two human beings, Andrew and Bret. They are USAs gold medel winners in AssBooing. "Andrew and Bret you ARE the b..

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