Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

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Jerry Vealous

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Tall Petite

1. the act of being tall and skinny as hell bill is tall and skinny as hell. he is tall petite See tall, skinny, starvation..

Odd Fellow

1. penis, dick, wang, dong, dangler; may be strangely shaped/ curved. Abe thrust his old fellow in and out of his fat sister's wendy ..

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