Ass Pilates

What is Ass Pilates?


1.

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

See pilates, ass, gay, fag, homo, jesse


37

Random Words:

1. The act of giving a hand jobin class. Most likely a grade A whore. I heard Connor has a Master's degree in strokeology what a slut..
1. And englishman who is a humor writer second to none, has CFS which curtails his wanking. < GSFQuizical> Too tired to fap, cruel g..
1. a foamy substance in which is rather red and yet still forms stiff bubbly peeks. typically not eaten unless you have no other choice. d..