What is Ass Pillow?
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A super sweet and charming young man. Usually very good in bed and most likely smart and funny.
Any female who openly calls a male friend "asspillow" will almost always secretly crave gobbling down his man juice.
I call Jimmy an ass pillow but the truth is I just want him to pull my hair and do me from behind while calling me a dirty slut. Teeheehee!
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Are you 0wnz0r3d by an asshat? Then you're an asspillow.
Don't be an asspillow if you can help it.
An
asshat is the waiter who spills the soup he's serving.
An asspillow is the
custy (def#2) he spills it on
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