Ass Pounder

What is Ass Pounder?


Male (may or may not be gay/bi) who masturbates by auto-anal penetration.

(Aboard a US Navy ship) "Dave had roving watch and caught this ass pounder in an empty rack with a shampoo bottle up his ass!"


An Ass-Pounder is any government official that has a title yet no real work.

My oh my will you look at that Ass-Pounder behind us - I think he is going to pull us over and give us seat belt tickets.


The art of making sweet love to a woman and suddenly without her knowledge slip it in her ass a few strokes and make her leap like a frog. When she turns around and says, "What the fuck" just say Oops and laugh cuz it's over anyway you look at it.

Guy: Oh yeah bend over

Girl: Give it to me daddy

Guy: ......

Girl: (moaning)

Guy: (Thinking to himself) it's time

Girl: Ouchhhhh, what the fuck!

Guy: Oops my bad, haha

Girl: You're an asshole

Guy: You're just mad cuz you can't handle an ass pounder

See ass fucker, ass raper


1. One who pounds asses in his spare time.

2. A tasty-looking ass; usually on a woman.

1. Damn! 'djou see that guy? What an asspounder!

2. Sweet lovin Lord! She's got an Ass Pounder!


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