Ass Prophet Edit Meaning

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

1. When you meet a young lady in a disco/club, take her back to yours, pull down her panties to reveal a sweaty, stinking kebab. "Mat..

1. Zomgzorz is a different term for slang such as Omg or Zomg Except you are much more amazed. First guy:Dude! I Beat the boss monster thi..