Ass Puke

What is Ass Puke?


1.

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.

Bob: Yeah?

Fred: Asspuke!

Bob: Sick


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