Ass Punt

What is Ass Punt?

1.

When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.

I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.

See take a shit, poop, cacca, terd
88

Random Words:

Sturdy Helper
1. A petite woman who willingly assists with condom placement, then welcomes the full weight of her lover to be placed atop her, despite he..
Read more
Eddnog
1. edd•nog (ed'nog), late 20th century, internet usage, 1. adj. a great deal of money, spent on one's car. 2. v. to spend a g..
Read more
Zeek
1. Reference to someone who is far more nerdier than a geek. "a geek to the power of 7" Someone who describes a 'zeek'..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free