Ass Punt

What is Ass Punt?


1.

When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.

I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.

See take a shit, poop, cacca, terd


88

Random Words:

1. When you take a dump that smells so bad the exhaust fan turns itself on. Dude - I just took a dump that sparked a fansturbate! See bat..
1. touch of a paedophile A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches. When s..
1. The act of spooning with another male. Did you and Andy really vootenscootch last night? See sex, gay, anal, gross, homosexual..