What is Ass Punt?
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When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.
I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.
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noun-
the ability to take away the seriousness of ANY text conversation by adding lol, lmao, rotfl, etc.
Prime Examples of LOL Syndrom..
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a feeling to descibe a very wet feeling in the pants
ewwwwwww.. w00t sauce going down the leg
See happy, wet, w00t, excited, sauce..
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An expression used when things dont go your way or when you are extremely fustrated.
AHH! QUIEFDILDO! I cant believe that my mom didnt ..
