What is Ass Punt?
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When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.
I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.
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To stick a plunger against the wall, use it in your 2 slot, while stroking your unit and slinging yogart on the floor.
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Sleeping with your ass against the wall to prevent penetration from any unwanted entry into your anus.
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