What is Ass Punt?
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When you sit on the toilet to take a poop and the gas in your intestines rockets the first piece of poo out of your butt. Similar to a punt in football or the last shot of a roman candle.
I rushed home because I thought I had to take a really big shit, but when I sat down all that happened was an ass punt.
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Random Words:
1.
a woman that has a tight vagina
She was as tight as a zip lock bag.
See gash, hatchet wound..
1.
A short duration of time.
"Look at that gunk I bet he becomes a phaser in a nickel flip!"
See quick, fast, nickle, poser..
