Ass Puppet

What is Ass Puppet?


1.

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

2.

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.

3.

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

4.

A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.

a: "Hey, did you hear about Hergert and his 3 sales?" "Yeah, what an Ass Puppet."

See smelly, homoerotic, fairy


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