What is Ass Puppet?
someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth
also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)
Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth
turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.
Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.
one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding
Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.
A term of endearment used by closers to define the cute little sales-monkeys who close 3-4 a month. An individual who has a tendency to underwhelm. One who doesn't accept high-value performance based bets because he/she knows they will lose at least $1,000.00.
a: "Hey, did you hear about Hergert and his 3 sales?" "Yeah, what an Ass Puppet."