Random Words:
1.
When you drop food on the floor and it takes you longer than 5 seconds to pick it up, you shout a random number larger than 5.
*drops f..
1.
A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.
At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.
S..
1.
It's cold outside.
As in: "There is a Nipin the air"
Geezer1: Japenese Pilot mate!
Geezer 2: Yeah it's freezing...