Ass Rod

What is Ass Rod?


Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.

Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.

** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **

'Is it true Domenic has a severe case of Ass Rod?' 'No, he's just a bitch.'

See ass rod, domenic, wendy's, bitch, pain


A word derived from "ass wad" mistaken by Laur for ass wad a rod inserted into the ass.

Veriation of ass hole

They are being gay ass rods

See beep bop boop


Random Words:

1. Exactly how it sounds like Happy Non-Denominational Holiday! See Boberto..
1. n. -- A person rich in furious skills. Q: "Who invented the omlette?" A: "IT WAS SKILLIONAIRES." See skills, rich..
1. when in a house with many people and someone gets in another shower at the same time as you, making the water cold. Jerry: We were up a..