Ass Scorch

What is Ass Scorch?

To flatuate IN another persons rear end.

Sigmund: Dag, I dropped my sock.

Bill: Better get it! (Bill's bowels churn)

*Siggy bends over to get sock, while Bill aproaches*

*Bill Ass scorches Siggy*

Siggy: Come on man! That stanks!

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