What is Ass Shrapnal?
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Noun - This substance is emitted with an abundance of force, excreted from the anus. It is so explosive and nasty that irregular foot taping or whistle'n should be performed in unison with the act to cover your tracks and distract any bystanders.
<Dude> Man.. that mexican food has giving me ass shrapenal, i have had ring around the asshole for 3 days now and i still keep pouring em out.
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A limp, old, saggy penis.
"Dude, the other day I was in the men's locker room and some old guy had a huge floppy jalopy!"..