What is Ass Similator?
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A Guy who pretends to be a Homo as to reap it's many benifits- such as : Tight pants, Pink shirts, Shopping, Oprah, Speedo's, Australia, Compact cars, Large cars, Leather hats and Thin cigarettes !!!
That Oprah watching ASS SIMILATOR over there with the tight pants over his speedo- who deffinitely owns a compact car with a kangeroo sticker on it , just took the last Leather hat. GODDAM SMOKER !!!
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