Ass Skating

What is Ass Skating?

When you attempt to ice skate, but have no sense of balance or coordination, and constantly fall on your ass.

Girl 1: How was the rink?

Girl 2: Awful. I thought it would be easy, but I was ass skating the whole time.

See ass, skating, ice skating, roller skating

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