Ass Slammed Edit Meaning

1. The best goalie of the 05-05 Phoenix Roadrunners. Conversation about Michael Mole between two fans. -Dude, I wants me some guacaMOLE! ..

1. masturbating with a teddy bear in a public elevator . only on January 7 . hey, hey you . wanna come to my party?? oh , sorry i cant . ..

1. the thing that will soon replace the Cookie Monsteron sesame street nooo! not the vegetable monster!!! See vegetable, monster, sesame..