What is Ass Smack Microwave?
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To hit somone in the ass with the door of the microwave as they walk by. This is done by pushing the button that opens the microwave door timing it so they get a noticable tap on the ass.
Make sure to have some sort of heated food in there so as to protect yourself for any sort of trouble you may get into, apparently some people don't like getting a tap on the ass...
i didnt want to get fired for sexual misconduct so i pulled off an ass smack microwave on that hot secretary downstairs just to see that nice oooo face she makes.
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When you flick someones nipple for the crown of the sea
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kinged that girl last night..
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Turning left from a red light a split second before it turns green, in order to beat the traffic on the other side of the intersection.
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