Ass Smasher Edit Meaning

1. A long, flat ass, usually (although not exclusively) found on older middle-aged women. It is often accentuated by unstylish, ill-fittin..

1. A penis. Note: Often "smothered in underwear." Girl: "I'm awfully hungry." Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..

1. A cross between a moose and an antelope, describes someone with dumbosity, but has a really hot antler so he is forgiven Dayum,what a p..