Ass Spaking Edit Meaning

1. The crud that floats on top of any valid discussion on a technical discussion forum. Once I finally trudged through all the flitesam, I..

1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..

1. An insult which can be said to someone who is pissing you off, shortened to EMS Would you like to Eat My Shit you massive fucking cock ..