Ass Spelonker

What is Ass Spelonker?

One who paricipates in the act of searching inside people's anul cavaties.

Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.

Shut up you ass spelonker, I know you've been looking up your dad's ass to find that missing ring of yours.

Or...

You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.

Flamboasted

1. To get drunk or hammered. John Smith got so flamboasted last night! See drunk, hammered, alchohol, beer, wine..

Flagelate

1. Vaginal flatulance accompanied by a significant clunge discharge "if you think you can flagelate there you can sleep on that fucki..

Eesoiba

1. (e-soy-ba) A wet, or snot filled sneeze. "Dude, that sneeze was a wicked eesoiba, it's all over your clothes."..

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