Ass Spelonker

What is Ass Spelonker?

One who paricipates in the act of searching inside people's anul cavaties.

Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.

Shut up you ass spelonker, I know you've been looking up your dad's ass to find that missing ring of yours.

Or...

You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.

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