What is Ass Spelonker?
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One who paricipates in the act of searching inside people's anul cavaties.
Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.
Shut up you ass spelonker, I know you've been looking up your dad's ass to find that missing ring of yours.
Or...
You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.
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