Ass Spelunker

What is Ass Spelunker?


1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.

2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.

1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.


an individual who explores the anal passageways of another, through use of a tool such as a dildo or a penis. derived from ass, the anal region of the human body, while spelunking is cave exploring, thus the act of exploring the cavities of ones asshole. also used to describe a homosexual.

"boys i dont think mr garrison would say eat penguin shit you ass spelunker, m'kay?"


An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.

A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.

Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.

In South ParkTerrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.

You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!

See ass, anus, butt


this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker


Originally termed in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut." Commonly mis-spelled as ass beehonker, this term refers to anal intercourse between two men. Splunking itself is decending into a deep cave, which is fitting.

"You ass spelunker! I'll kill you!

See ass, ass bandit, ass beehonker, ass rape, ass sex


One who goes beyond the point of brown nosing, will do anything and go to any lengh to please a boss or superior in the hopes of getting a promotion even if it meens selling out completely.

Did that fucker just rat us out? Yeah,that's not all,he got his own niece fired last week,and now he's our new foreman...what an ass spelunker!!!

See brown noser, lackey, hand puppet


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