Ass Spider

What is Ass Spider?


1.

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.

When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.

See butt, hairs, poop, ouch

2.

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet

i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake

See ass, ass player, spider, boots, ass picker


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