What is Ass Spider?
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A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.
It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.
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a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet
i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake
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Random Words:
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Mayobation- To use mayo as a from of masterbation.
1) Mayobation is a mayo fetish.
2) Fisting a jar of mayo.
3) Using mayo thinking ..
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A person who gets INSANE amounts of pussy. Can walk down a hallway and get several girls' numbers.
j0, d00d, Mike is a huge oyster..
