Ass Time

What is Ass Time?

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.

I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.

Jumping Jahosafat

1. keeping your pimp hand strong "remember when your dealin with the ladies jumping jahosafat" See pimp, hand, ho, slap, beat..

Jerry Mathers

1. Slang for a vagina or vulva. Derived from the name of the actor portraying "Beaver" or "the Beav" in television&apos..

W.t.f.

1. Denotes: What the Fuck! After a heavy night of drinking John exclaims, W.T.F., I can't find my wallet! See angry, confused, dumbf..

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