Ass Time

What is Ass Time?

Work time that one logs where one hopes to accomplish quite a bit of "work," but spends most of that time sitting in a chair.

I would like to go to lunch with you guys, but I'm really busy. I've been putting in a lot of ass time lately.

W00ties

1. Adorable exclaimation of joy and excitement, usually used by females. He bought me a new car. w00ties!..

I Can Get Some?

1. usually used as a question, an inversion of "May I have some?" Stew: I just got some peanuts.... Quintavius: I can get some?..

Orrick

1. To have a penis growing on the palm of your left hand. "Mother! What is this dangling growth inside my sandwich?!" "It&..

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