Ass To Hand Distance

What is Ass To Hand Distance?

the distance from between your ass and hand while wiping.

usually in the form of TP (toilet paper)

depending on your comfort level it can be any where from 1 to 16 sheets.

it may also depend on how stinky the dump was.

my ass to hand distance is about 6 sheets, i dont like to have my hand smell like ass

Joe's ass to hand distance is a disturbing 2 sheets. it makes me shutter to think how he can deal with the closness of his hand to his ass

See tp, ass, hand, dump

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