Ass Towel

What is Ass Towel?

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

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A complete and utter tosspot, one insult above asshat.

You absolute ass towel

Diet Coke And Mentos

1. When you take a 2-liter of diet coke, unscrew the cap, drop in a few mentos and close it. You then take the bottle and 1) Leave it som..

John Conner

1. A 9/11 conspiracy theorist who's completely out of his mind. His tactics of preaching are to barge into the UCLA lectures and spou..

Vegetasan

1. 1)A person with little understanding of the real world. 2)Common Annoyance. 3)Anally insertable device. 4)See also Meekrob. That ass..

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