Ass Towel

What is Ass Towel?

1.

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

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2.

A complete and utter tosspot, one insult above asshat.

You absolute ass towel
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