Ass Towel

What is Ass Towel?

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

See gunshow

A complete and utter tosspot, one insult above asshat.

You absolute ass towel

Zipperdyrms

1. A balding old man, who generally works in retail My manager is a right zipperdyrms. See balding, old man, retail, zipperdyrms, manager..

Un-fucking-believable

1. When someone or something sounds so farfetched that it is beyond belief. "Did you bang that chick?" "yeah, It was un-fu..

Aj Tagz

1. The thug of massapequa AJ Tagz will kill farmingadle See aj, will, kill..

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