Ass Towel

What is Ass Towel?

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

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A complete and utter tosspot, one insult above asshat.

You absolute ass towel

Exemptuous

1. Amazing. Incredible. Also works for sexyand horny. I'm feelin' pretty damn exemptuous at the moment. See really, mother, fuc..

41st Base

1. Having a picure of a chimp buttsex you while raping the watch channel. Guy 1: Guess what! I got 41st base! Guy 2: you are really alone..

Baby Teriyaki

1. the same as chicken teriyaki only the chicken is replaced with a human fetus Them slopes at the food place were all out of chicken so t..

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