What is Ass Turnip?
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A unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst.
'You Ok in there?'
'Shit no man, this Ass Turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'
'What were doing last nite? You were pretty late man!'
'Got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this Ass Turnip'
Random Words:
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Word which cannot be found on internet whatsoever, particulary name of an unimportant person.
If you google yourself and find results, ..
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Used like Yay or Nay?, but yee means no and nee means yes
Guy 1: Fatties, yee or nee?
Guy 2: nee.
Guy 1: what the fuck? you like fatt..
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When one is incapable of having sex due to their inability to "get it up" because of heavy alcoholic consumption. Also see whi..
