What is Ass Turnip?
1.
A unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst.
'You Ok in there?'
'Shit no man, this Ass Turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'
'What were doing last nite? You were pretty late man!'
'Got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this Ass Turnip'
Random Words:
1.
When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorien..
1.
A person that is new at something, and lacks the ability to learn it well.
Billy will never be good at world of warcraft, what a Nubis ..
1.
Doesnt take any shit and will readily stand up to anyone and confront them. Doesnt give a fuck what people think about them being a gobb..
