Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Rippin The Gnar

1. what douchebag wanna be surfers say. specifically on the east coast. I'm rippin the gnar dude! = fag See rippin, gnar, surfing, d..

Peanut Butter N Jelly Sandwich

1. When a girl is on her time of the month and a guy penetrates her then moves straight to her ass and then her mouth "I gave kate a ..

Mexico

1. 1) Beautiful country full of rich culture and kind people. 2) Where my self serving, cheap skate in-laws keep their half million dollar..

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