Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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W00tm0053

1. Wootmoose w-OO-TE MOO-CE n. a. More commonly spelt, w00tm0053. b. Used in conjection with, Hot Pockets. c. A term for someone tha..

Zerbert

1. creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound. Wanna hear..

I Can Get Some?

1. usually used as a question, an inversion of "May I have some?" Stew: I just got some peanuts.... Quintavius: I can get some?..

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