Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Zip One's Lip Or Mouth

1. to stop talking (See also shut up) Zip your lip and get to work...

Vaccident

1. When valuables (money, jewellery) get sucked into the vaccuum by mistake. "Did you see where my wedding ring went?" "So..

Idk Syndrome

1. Stands for The "I Don't Know" Syndrome. Most people experience the full-effects when they are trying to explain a diffic..

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