Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Chubbing

1. The act of contracting a 1/4 erect penis for no reason. Josue was chubbing in the middle of algebra class. 2. "a game played by ..

Get Alased

1. To receive laser hair removal treatments or services I'm going to get alased under my arms. I just got my legs alased. I'm ..

Eleventy-twelve

1. A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number. Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x? Guy #2: Uhh....

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