Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Zeldathon

1. the act of playing "the legend of Zelda" for days at a time or for countless hours. "Let's go home and have a zelda..

Hypocripocronical

1. Something that is Hypocritical and Ironic at the same time. My dad said not to smoke, yet he did 5 minutes ago. He's hypocripocron..

Untrue

1. Similar in usage to unreal. Something that is extreme in a (usually) positive way. LaDonna got so much junk in the trunk it is untrue...

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