Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Formulaic

1. Lacking in creativity. Done by the book without any personal interpretation or addition. Her lame excuses are as fomulaic as your do...

Bg2

1. Acronym for Baldur's Gate 2, a popular RPG based on Dungeons and Dragons and the Forgotten Realms setting. I played Baldur's ..

Usera

1. when a boy gets married has sex then leaves his wife behind and let her suffer pregancy by herself <woman and man making sex> ooh..

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