Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

See Michelle

Bhenchot

1. Hindi: person who has sex with his/her sister (Eg1). Often used as an expletive (Eg2). Used much like motherfucker in English slang. Eg..

Keep

1. "keep" is sarcastically said to someone you would like to stop doing something. Basically, it means "don't continue&..

Zeps

1. Women's breasts, usually of notable size or shape. From Zeppelin, those rather less fun bags. "Penelope Keith had nice Zeps i..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass Valet Edit Meaning