Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Pulling A Kobe Bryant

1. when a guy cheats on his wife then gives her an expensive gift (preferably jewelery) so she forgets about what he did. Man, did you hea..

Impy

1. Small and wierd. Like Brian in a speedo. Wow, Brian's ears are really impy. Brian looks so impy in those socks. See small, wierd..

Cheatmail

1. The free e-mail account that isn't known to one's romantic partner. Typically Gmail, Hotmail, or Yahoo Mail. I sent the new g..

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