Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Orlex

1. Some CALadmin who does not do anythig right and will get fired soon. He gives out other people's phone numbers from the site, and h..

Embowafa

1. Eat my butt out with a fork asshole. "Hey, your football team sucks. Why don't you embowafa"..

Grinchitude

1. Adopting a view of disdain or scorn towards Christmas and the Christmas spirit. It's time those liberal lefties dropped the grinch..

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