Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

See Michelle

L.i.p.

1. Live In Peace. Used as a sign off, as opposed to Rest In Peace. Kinda like RIP, but for alive people. MYSPACE COMMENT: heeeeey, ho..

Zepplin

1. A joint containing marijuana and hash. That zepplin has a gram of weed and a gram of hash. See joint, hash, marijuana, pot, weed..

Mateo

1. San Mateo CA Guy 1: Where are you from?! Guy 2: Mateo! See mateo, san mateo, 650 2. 1.the spanish name for matthew. 2.steven tit&a..

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