Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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4 Finger

1. A girl with an extremely large vagina, capable of accomadating all 4 fingers of the hand. Bob found out steph was a perfect 4 finger. ..

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