Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Queerphere

1. Royal Word...meaning of being a pansy...disliking and/or hating Lobsterman...A non-supporter of the royal family...also it refers to peo..

Choccy Topping

1. That little bit on the end after you've 'used the wrong door' oh look, my todgers got a choccy topping See todger, behi..

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