Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

See Michelle

Why ?

See gay, fag, jared, homo..

Noshit

1. Common Posh name :) Noshit would like some tea and scones ;) See noshit, likes, to, eat, pubes..

Klant

1. meaning stupid or retarted "i got an 27 on my exam!" "haha, you're klant" See dumb, stupid, retarted, idiot,..

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