Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Quimpong

1. when the Vagina secretes a 'pong' or smell which is not too pleasant oh dear your mother has quimpong See quimpong, quim, bl..

Ape Berzerk

1. When somesone goes so crazy, they just start throwing things around and making crazy sounds... like a Samsonite commercial Yo Yo Makita..

Fremps

1. Becoming flaccid during intercourse, or just before penetration. I had the girl in the crib naked, but I drank too much so I fremps. S..

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