Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Munch Magic

1. when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps&apo..

Intertention

1. Internet attention. Hey Billy, check out Sasha uploading pictures of her latest boob job to Facebook. She's desperate for interten..

Nudies

1. Basically, "nudies", is a cute term that refers to nude pictures. I would imagine someone was just too scared to say "nud..

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