Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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5 Green M&ms

1. An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny. OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!! See horny, m..

Zack Masin

1. A beast or bloodthirsty monster A Zack Masin has just killed are entire village. See werewolf, fairy, vampire, pirate..

Irwinification

1. Untimely death brought on by the antagonisation of wildlife. Austin Stevens is likely to suffer from Irwinification in the near future...

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