Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Zinged Out

1. What happens when you've had too much caffine or sugar and go compleatly nutso on your best friend Dude, I'm compleatly zinge..

Rhlevh

1. rocks hard like early van halen That dude on Dallas totally rhlevh...

Porny Backing

1. to use porn not belonging to yourself to get off or essentially piggy backing on the porn some body else took the time and effort to fi..

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