Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

See Michelle

Eiffed

1. When an individual is so badly owned or "pwned" by another or several individual(s) in a ridiculous or inconceivable turn or s..

Zitopustatic Bulge

1. The largest blemish that you have ever seen on in your life. that thing on your face is not just any zit it is a zitopustatic bulge. S..

Ball Back Bubbles

1. The hard to rinse bubbles that remain on the back of a man's balls when he exits the shower. Damn it. I've got ball back bub..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Ass Valet Edit Meaning