Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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The Kicker

1. Ironic, negative or surprising consequence/fact or Catch-22. Unexpected result. Usually follows a positive statement. Used as bridging ..

Orection

1. the opposite of an erection. That girl was so nasty, I got an orection. See Mitch..

W00

1. total astonishment hey, wtf, w00 some biotch just rootmybox. See w00, w00t, whoa, w00p, woa 2. total astonishment charles i am leav..

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