Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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1. when a man poops hair that he had eaten on thurday man i butt shooted on monday..

Glory Hog

1. A person who is over-zealous in his receiving of accolades that are being awarded to a team or group of people. Today at work our boss ..

Bloat Job

1. This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job. ..

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