Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Ubermench

1. Misspelling; see ubermensch. The übermensch, as referred to by Nietzsche. See Anonymous 2. super men, Hitlers ideal for the SS befor..

Asshatchery

1. Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms. Jonny: a/s/l? Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for..

Kamikaze Jews

1. when in brooklyn on a day of holiness and the jews with their crazy hats are everywhere We we in brooklyn and the kamikaze jews were ev..

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