Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Quality Vs Quantity

1. A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode i dont think u want an example 2. A pathetic excus..

Fagt

1. Similar to faggot and homo , except it's used on the interwebs, which are always way more serious than real life. if anyone ever ca..

Hooker Boping

1. when you put a sock-um-bper on the end of a stick and poke hookers with it my friends play hooker boping in sac See hooker, boping..

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