Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Zarbit

1. A Zarbit is an unusual growth or mole that is usually on the face or head. Zarbits are usually strange in shape and color. Look at tha..

Insanitize

1. To essentially wipe the mind of all sane thought (and likely replacing with insane thought, though not necessarily so), presumably from ..

Hurts Magurts

1. When someone is really ugly. That chick is HURTS MAGURTS! See ugly, hideous, fat, gross..

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