Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Nic-tease

1. Being sexualy aroused by a girl with full sleeves or chest piece. i couldn't stay long in the tattoo shop because the counter girl..

Zag A Hoochy

1. What is said when you have forgotten something or someone. OH zag a hoochy I've forgotten my hat! See crap, hmm, darnit..

Zome!

1. A verbal way to express extreme surprise. Short for Zee-Oh-Em-Gee(ZOMG), which is short for "Z'Oh My God!", which itself ..

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