Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Bantown

1. see: noobfest Group of internet trolls who hang out on IRC and Livejournaltoo much and give themselves way too much credit. Known for..

Righ De'

1. In a particular place Dat whip sittin' on twenty fo's nice righ de'...

Ass-beer

1. when a bunch of fucking idiots like steve-o did in jack ass 2 have beer put into their asses, but when it come out the ass someone has t..

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