Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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W.a.m

1. Means "what a mess" when you cant be bothered to say the full word. Introduced by Gilbert Spratt, living legend. " awww,..

Your Pants

1. a phrase uttered when the person you are speaking to refuses to cease making yo mama jokes. generally, your opponent will be so confuse..

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