Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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You Guyses

1. - pronoun The rube form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective. Man, I'm hungry. Where is you guyses tro..

From The Dick

1. From the beginning; i.e. A date that was told and promised. I told you from the dick that tonight we were going out. See plans, ghetto..

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1. A very specialized emoticon, which means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intent..

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