Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Korny

1. to be on the verge of suicide 24/7 "oh dear, he's in the final stages of korny" Man hanging from tree "what happe..

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