Ass Valet

What is Ass Valet?

After you take a duece in the crapper, someone ELSE comes to wipe your ass.

You've got a nasty case of the 'rice water' shits...."Send in the ass valet...PRONTO"

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Zipping Down

1. When you have sex. It comes from the act of "zipping" your clothing off before you begin having sex. "Hey Mark, Willie w..

Unnail

1. v. to completely destroy ones chances of ever engaging in sexual activities with another Danny completely unnailed that girl when he ra..

Bracken

1. Indiana University's mascot. Also used as an adjective for someone who is very, very drunk. "I got brackened last night. Is I..

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