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The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!..
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When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker
Hey, Tokyo wan..
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Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.
I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren&..
