Ass Vampire Edit Meaning

1. a muffin with jizz on it "Damn that bakery bakes the ill iced blumpkins." See blumpkins, ice, iced, foopa, blumpkin..

1. A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers! Dude, I had su..

1. An ancient,evil, ice covered formation that consists of pure negative energy. Don't look directly at the densie! You'll turn ..