What is Ass Wafflin'?
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When someone gets so mad at another person that they open up a hot waffle iron and apply the two sides two both buttcheeks of the offender so as to leave hot, burning waffle lines for life.
Damn it woman, if you don't make me my toast you're gonna get an ass wafflin'!!
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