Ass Wank

What is Ass Wank?

Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.

Ay lad that bird gives good 'ass wanks'!

See anal, slags

An Asswanker is a term defining dickheads who think they're good and think they have friends.

Also an asswanker is a cumguzzling shithead who likes to stroke his gooch anal area.

Scott Borcherdt, Kevin Kang and Kevin Zhang are Ass Wanks

See roflmao

Upper Deck Deluxe

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Melton

1. Cutting a hot zester right in someone's face, and smiling at them in the process. Dude, Nate just meltoned Tie when he was watchin..

Potscum

1. a person who qualifies for not only scum, but the scum that can be found on the inside of pots after being used. this is the lowest form..

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