What is Ass Wank?
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Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.
Ay lad that bird gives good 'ass wanks'!
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An Asswanker is a term defining dickheads who think they're good and think they have friends.
Also an asswanker is a cumguzzling shithead who likes to stroke his gooch anal area.
Scott Borcherdt, Kevin Kang and Kevin Zhang are Ass Wanks
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