Ass Wednesday

What is Ass Wednesday?


When your doing a girl doggy style and you put your thumb in her ass giving her the old shockeruntil you blow your load. When she turns around you bless her with your thumb by putting a shit stained cross on her forehead.

Bless you my child for you are the perfect women. I bless thee with the ass wednesday for all your hard work and undying devotion to the cause of me getting off. Where the ass wednesday as a sign that you are my and no other dick shall come close to your ass.


On Ash Wednesday, anal-fuck your partner into oblivion. Just before you let loose your goo, pull out,

spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. Then, wipe your shit-covered dick across her forehead

in the sign of the cross. The result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience.

Bless you my child.

This is self explanitory.

See Dro


1.When you put your thumb up your butt and then wipe it on your partner's forehead in the shape of a cross.

2. The day when somebody puts their thumb up their butt and then wipe it on their partner's forehead in the shape of a cross.

1.I gave J.R an ass wednesday while he was sleeping. I wonder if the priest will notice.

2. It must be ass wednesday, Jon and Shane have those brown crosses on their foreheads.


When your on top of a girl doing a 69 you put your asshole on her forehead and give her a shit stained cross.

She didn't go to mass on ash Wendsday to I gave her an Ass Wednesday as punishment


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