What is Ass Wheels?
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Euphemism for anything that is unnecessary and/or useless.
Max: "Hey look! Capital One is offering a low introductory rate of only 2.1 percent! You should get in on that action, bro!"
Kristin: "Eff that noise, I need another credit card like I need a set of ass wheels!"
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The result of space-dockinggone horribly wrong.
"Sorry babe, it looks like we're having hazelnut pancakes for dessert!"
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