What is Ass Wheels?
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Euphemism for anything that is unnecessary and/or useless.
Max: "Hey look! Capital One is offering a low introductory rate of only 2.1 percent! You should get in on that action, bro!"
Kristin: "Eff that noise, I need another credit card like I need a set of ass wheels!"
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Food that can be identified in fecal matter.
Mike took a huge dump and noticed the corn kernals from the corn on the cob he ate the day..