Ass Wine Edit Meaning

1. A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face. Certificatologist: "Hola mu..

1. Slang for FORD TAURUS. When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand ..

1. Random short bloke who hangs around the ladies toilets at our company. Probably sniffs the seats too....... Watch out, the toilet gnom..