What is Ass With Ham?
Definition 1: A type of ham that ham-haters like, with alot of ass.
Definition 2: A common chat up line usually used on a bus to attract the opposite sex.
Person 1: Hey, that guy has got the biggest ass with ham that i've seen!
Person 2: You should see my sausage with scrotum!
Guy: Hey, ass with ham ;)
Girl: (Grabs crotch with excitment!) ooooohhhhhh!!!