What is Assage?


Basically some good/desirable ass.

Whoa! Look at that assage!

See ass, booty, cheeks, butt, anus


Bastardization of "ownage" and "ass".

"That kicks ass" + "That owns"

"Kick assage!"


a massage involving the ass

Example: Man, my ass is sore, could you give me an assage?


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