What is Assammiches?
n. Sandwiches you eat at a venue where viewing and appreciating members of the opposite sex is included.
Guy A: Want to get lunch?
Guy B: It's nice out, lets get assammiches.
Guy A: The Sammich Shop is outdoors and is near the entrance to Victoria's Secret.
Guy B: We will get assammiches at The Sammich Shop then.