Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

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Brown Walled

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Elkin Nc

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