Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

Hammer Some Bush

1. 1) to engage in heterosexual intercourse It's Friday night and I want to hammer some bush. See sex, intercourse, heterosexuality,..

Bacon Bit

1. A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of &..

Hot Stockey Steam Roll

1. A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. Th..

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