Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

Aggressive Snuggler

1. Someone who is very comfortable with physical affection (think Abby Scuito from NCIS) and is not afraid to be bold in initiating it, esp..

I'd Rather Jack Off To Pasta.

1. Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea. "Dude,you want to go to Ohio?" "Man, I'd rather jack off to..

Uurf

1. a word that pissed off people make when pissed off what are you doing uurf See biggy..

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