Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

Pre's

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Vitamin I

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Alconoid

1. The hungover and paranoid feeling the morning after being totally hammered in mixed company. Usually brought about by alcoholic amnesia...

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