Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

Manlights

1. Highlights in a man's hair. Sally: That guy has some blonde streaks in his hair. Wanda: Oh Honey! Those are manlights! Everit..

Koozie Cushion

1. When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that w..

2 Pt Conversion

1. the act of trying to convert vaginal sex to anal sex while in the doggie style position without the female knowing After scoring with a..

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