Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

Gazologing

1. shopping for the right gazebo. Tammy:"Hey Kenneth, do you want to go gazologing with me on the third tuesday of june at 3:27 pm?&q..

Zend

1. Sending as a last resort Zend the attachment even if it's the last thing you do. See sending, last, attachment, thing..

Text Message Ho

1. A late night girl whom is strickly communicated with via text message. Under no circumstance would an acutal vocal conversation ever ta..

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