Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

C.v.

1. short for "Cunty Vibe", when referring to a female or a group of females who are putting off negative energy aimed at you, usu..

Gorilla Press

1. Performing coitus with a female in the "doggie" position whilst using ones arms to vigorously push/pull their pelvis up and do..

Holding It In Contest

1. To settle a bet or an arguement, two people will eat alot of taco stand mexican food and as much laxatives as medically advisable. Then ..

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