Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

Usi

1. Unidentified Sex Injury Those bruises, cuts, muscle strains, and torn ligaments that happen after a night of vigorous sex - and you can..

Quickie

1. It is common after spending years in a relationship for the urgency and thrill once felt with sex to wane. Having a ‘quickie’ now and th..

Ereip

1. 1. A random expression that usually shows delight or joy in something that happened. Jeff: Ereip! I just got my pay check. See happy, ..

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