Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

V-tab

1. A Vikadin pill. Made up by Smokey, while on a v-tab. "I snorted 1,000 millies of v-tab the other day." "Bring the v-tab..

Soggy Cracker

1. Usually played at a dance. Guys stand in a corner and place a cracker on the floor. They then proceed to " ejaculate" all ov..

Oobiescab

1. The scab left from ripping a hair off your nipple after it bleeds. guy 1: "you have 3 nipples?" you:"no. its just an oob..

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