Assamonger

What is Assamonger?

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

See seagulls, beach, farts, buttfuck

Half Wit

1. stupid person who is 1 can short of a six pack, 2 rolls short of a picnic etc.., to have no common sense. calfhead is a fuckin half wit..

Jewish Screwdriver

1. A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka. also a sex position. that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriv..

Resumaniac

1. A high school student, college student, or otherwise who focuses only on adding to his or her resume. Adi is a resumaniac; he is obsess..

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