What is Ass-and-mouth Disease?


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Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.

Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

See diarrhea, anal leakage


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