What is Ass-and-mouth Disease?


1.

Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.

Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?

Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!

See diarrhea, anal leakage


53

Random Words:

1. Street term for cervical examination, where a medical practitioner scrapes a womans cervix with a long sterile cotton tip. Q: Why is it..
1. A term used to refer to a person who is always reffering to a friends or maybe a strangers mother, most often in a sexual manner, claimi..
1. a mob of angry squirrels, may or may not be a part of a larger plot to take over the world Did you hear about the quilver in Russia tha..