What is Ass-and-mouth Disease?
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Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?
Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
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Similar to getting tea-bagged: The act of gently and carefully rubbing your grundel up against someone's nose, usually when they ar..
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A male underling who trys way too hard to please the female boss
If the boss stops quick, his nose will be way up her ass--the guy&apos..
