Ass-ap Edit Meaning

1. a desire to partake in a happy if not somewhat insanely motivated slap on ones buttocks! I feel all spankidoodledandily! See spank, bu..

1. A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retardedto amuse yourself. Your Momma drinks goat mi..

1. When you say that you're going to "kill a calamari" it means that you're going to masterbate...this comes from the p..