Assassin Fone

What is Assassin Fone?


1.

1. The ultimate fone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.

2. A fone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

"What was the man strangled with?"

"It looks like it was done with an Assassin fone!"

See assasin, saxaphone, fone, phone, iphone, chuck, norris, chuck norris, clan


70

Random Words:

1. a serious disease in which a person gets krusty knuckles and starts to grow extreme amounts of hair generally occuring in white males m..
1. 1) a very sexi person who is loved muchly by somebody who's name begins with A. a common grafittie tag on bus stops around west lon..
1. a place for gay colorful horny unicorns to eat bubblegum ice cream while fondling eachother while wearing g-strings. i saw those two qu..