Assassin Phone

What is Assassin Phone?


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1. A phone that instead of having internet capabilities or hands free set up, has a tazer, retractable spikes, cyanide and arsenic compartments, choke cable, GPS with listings to convienent body dump sites, and a self destruction device.

2. The ultimate phone used by ultimate people. Buyers include Chuck Norris, Samuel L Jackson, Sean Connery, Benicio Del Toro, Russel Crowe, the nine members of the Wu-Tang Clan, Baby from who framed roger rabbit, Keanu Reeves, X-President Regan, Milla Jovovich, And the bald guy from Reign of Fire.

"What was the man strangled with?"

"It looks like it was done with an Assassin phone!"

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