What is Assball?
1.
any numerous types of improvised games with a ball. Could include swatting at a rubber ball between two people, or kicking a volleyball around in a dorm room.
Much more fun than organized ball games
we had to stop playing assball cause the tv got hit and shattered.
I sometimes like to wear one of those leather biker gloves when i play assball.
2.
Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.
bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"
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3.
What one, who's first language is not English might, in place of the word "asshole" (or something like that), call somebody that they are upset with.
Favic: "assball, and one thing, fuck your ass very hard with sexual Stuff!"
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4.
An exclamation of anger.
"Assballs!"
