What is Ass-bandit?
Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual
"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"
A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.
God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.
An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.
Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.
Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.
Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.
Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.