What is Assbandit?
1.
A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.
Elton John.
2.
A gay male who sticks his penis up arses
That Carl is a right Assbandit
3.
someone who annouys the fuck out of everything and or fucks other males
<see Crazydude999>
4.
a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind
i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much
5.
poo burglar
That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.
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6.
A member of a loser gang on xvi who pretty much spends his whole day with his thumb up his ass thinking of how to be cooler than the rival gang "The Drunken Monkeys"..... too bad that will never happen.
The Assbandits private message me asking me to stop making fun other them.
7.
Most cry baby, whiney ass, gay liberals and democrats.
That filthy, patchouli smelling shithole sure is full of assbandits.
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